It shouldn't be this hard
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    BUT if you HAVE to
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    Get your story straight
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    Make it believable
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    Keep it light
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    If someone catches you in a lie, don't keep trying to lie
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    BUT if you HAVE to
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    Come up with another, more complicated lie to cover up the first one
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    The more detailed the better
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    Cover your tracks and establish evidence to support lie #2
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    If someone is onto you reevaluate, regain morality, and stop lying
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    BUT if you HAVE to
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    Be more convincing and manipulate that person into thinking they're out of their mind for having suspicions
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    Then, when your life has become a blur between truth and fiction, slowly let go of your grasp on reality completely
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    Flee the country
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    Adopt a new name, profession, and backstory
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    Live a lie until you forget the life you left behind
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    Consider whether it was all worth it
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    Write a long letter about your past life and the progression of lies that got you to where you are
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    Place the letter somewhere safe and secret
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    Lock it up and protect the key until you're ready for the truth to set you free
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    Live happily ever after and maybe read some self-help books