THINGS I MANAGED TO BRING UP WHILE AT A PARTY FOR ONE HOUR
I came, I saw, I anxiously blurted out random thoughts in an effort to make conversation
- •The fact that I wasn't technically invited
- •Beyoncé and Jay-Z's relationship
- •How much pasta I ate for dinner"Like, a lot"
- •The MTV show Date My Mom"What do you mean you don't know what I'm taking about?"
- •Career criminals
- •The band HellogoodbyeI am so sorry
- •DucksUnderrated bird
- •Kelly Clarkson
- •The Shining
- •The price of Birkenstocks
- •My desire to attend a murder mystery party"Ideally I would be the murderer"
- •Toe rings
- •Board games"I like them, but I always cheat or lose"
- •My neighbor's garden gnome
- •My dog"I should probably go home and hang out with her since she's my best friend.... Ha ha omg kidding" (I wasn't kidding)