THINGS I HAVE TO DO BEFORE I WRITE

  1. Make coffee
  2. Make breakfast
  3. Eat breakfast
  4. Check email
  5. Check Instagram
  6. Check Twitter
  7. Check Facebook
  8. Check news
  9. Check email
  10. Clean my kitchen
  11. Clean my bathroom
  12. Clean out my closet
  13. Make to-do list
  14. Eat snack
  15. Make more coffee
  16. Turn on computer
  17. Check email
  18. Check Facebook
  19. Check Instagram
  20. Check Twitter
  21. Get dressed to go for a run
  22. Make lunch
  23. Eat lunch
  24. Eat snack
  25. Check news
  26. Charge phone
  27. Lie down
  28. Nap
  29. Wake up
  30. Panic at how late it is
  31. Loathe myself
  32. Wake computer
  33. Check email
  34. Check Facebook
  35. Check Instagram
  36. Check Twitter
  37. Feel lonely
  38. Open Final Draft
  39. Eat snack
  40. Call my mom to say I'm writing
  41. Look at real estate online
  42. Add things I've already done to my to-do list
  43. Cross them off to feel some pride of accomplishment
  44. Wake computer
  45. Think about getting a dog
  46. Look at dogs online
  47. Look at clothes online
  48. Eat snack
  49. Make more coffee
  50. Check email
  51. Check Instagram
  52. Check Facebook
  53. Check Twitter
  54. Check news
  55. Check to-do list
  56. Loathe myself
  57. Make dinner
  58. Eat dinner
  59. Wake computer
  60. Eat dessert
  61. Check email
  62. Check news
  63. Close Safari
  64. Regret not going for a run but now it's dark
  65. Loathe myself
  66. Resolve to go for a run tomorrow
  67. Eat snack