Inspired by @bjnovak
  1. Paying off student loans. Will NEVER happen unless I win the lottery or get hit by a bus/distracted driver and get a huge settlement.
  2. A refrigerator full of cheeses, a la the Aunts in Pushing Daisies
  3. A personal library with floor-to-ceiling shelves, a ladder on wheels to get to the top shelves, a fire place, an old leather chair that smells faintly of cigar smoke and cognac, and all the time in the world.
  4. Unlimited bubble wrap