THE MIRACLE OF LIFE... IS ALL POOP RELATED AS IT TURNS OUT.
My 4 y/o twin boys are miraculous... and gross...
- •You're 4. Why do I have to wipe your butts still? (Blank stares)
- •No, you can't "just use your underpants". Toilet paper is required.
- •No, dog poop is not a suitable pet.
- •Yes, pixie dust can, in fact, make you fly to Neverland.
- •No, fertilizer is not pixie dust... which explains why your brother is not flying.
- •Yes, you guys can take a bath.
- •No, you can't poop in the bath.
- •Yes, I know the bath tub is in the bathroom but that does not mean you can poop in the bath.
- •No, that doesn't mean you can take a bath in the toilet.
- •Yes, you can have bubbles in your bath.
- •(Fart sound)