THINGS THAT HAPPENED IN MY LIFE TODAY

November 3, 2015
  1. Had a Starbucks experience with @danberger that included a broken register, a crazy homeless person and an incorrect drink order.
  2. I saw a dead body laying in the middle of 13th street on my walk to work.
    The person had jumped from a building ten minutes earlier. People were taking pictures with their phones, which made the situation even more horrifying.
  3. I accidentally turned on the wrong burner on my stove, setting my salt and pepper shakers on fire and filling my apartment with smoke.
  4. Finally watched Beasts of No Nation and the new Beibs video.