An Ode to Reading (and Typing!) While Walking in New York City
  1. A dump truck
    I totally had time to cross! I think…
  2. Every, single person in the Union Square farmers market
    I believe I nearly walked into, and subsequently almost got punched by, all of them
  3. Manhole covers
    'Nough said. Add "uneven pavement," too
  4. The outstretched arm of a canvasser
    No thank you!
  5. Scaffolding poles
    They come outta nowhere!
  6. Dog leash
    I don't need 5' of slack, humans
  7. Closing elevator door
    Oh! Oh! That's my floor, sorry...