IF SETH ROGEN VISITS MY JEWISH SHOP IN ATLANTA
Seth Rogen is in Atlanta shooting Neighbors 2. If he stops by ModernTribe I will...
- •Give him a Super Jew baby onesie (for his future progeny) that matches the t-shirt he made famous in Funny People.
- •Tell him, "I want to gouge your eyes out with a melon baller" and loved his performance in that movie with Michelle Williams.
- •Beat him in No Limit Texas Dreidel - a game that crosses dreidel with Texas hold'em poker.
- •Ask him, "apple sauce or sour cream?"
- •Suggest a remake called Oy Vey, is This The End? where he and James Franco must grow peyas and do mitzvot in order to save sons everywhere from having to suffer the sins of their fathers.