JEWISH SAYINGS I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE MADE UP AND USE ALL THE TIME
Some have gotten me accused of being anti Semitic. I own a Judaica store.
- •Jewy - anything that is Jewish-like
- •Jewifiy -to make something Jewish-like
- •Shabbat Shalomie Homie - fave as I walk out the door on Friday afternoon.
- •Good Shabbos Blowjobos - after all, it is a mitzvah to do it on Shabbat
- •In Atlanta, Jesus Saves But Moses ShopsModernTribe is across the street from an Atlanta landmark: Big Bethel church's neon blue "Jesus Saves" spire. I get a lot of flack for this slogan but ... But when people are on i75 and they see the neon blue Jesus Saves, they'll think about our little Jewish shop.
- •Jewcurious - a nonJew who does Jewish things.
- •Shalom Y'all - the standard greeting
- •Medicinal Karpas
- •Judeophile - non Jew who is a ModernTribe groupie or Just LOVES Jews
- •My charoset brings all the boys to the yard.That's right. It's better than yours.