THINGS I'VE FOUND IN PUPPY'S MOUTH
Sammy is 6 mos. and orally fixated, as puppies are.
- •My lipglossStunner Red is tots not your color, Sammy.
- •Packing Peanuts - his fav!Good thing ModernTribe uses the organic compostable corn kind.
- •The house.Bad dog!
- •A Penis Bone"Bully Sticks" are bull penises. Yuck! But good dog!
- •My used tissue.I have a cold. My snot must be delicious.
- •His own penie.A dogs gotta do...
- •PoopHis own. Bad dog!
- •A velvety tongue.My favorite part of puppy.
- •A Hamsa bracelet he's stolen off the store displays.Caught on security camera. A new category of "shrinkage".