Allow Me to Listroduce™ Myself

Figure I should start some lists instead of just reading everyone else's.
  1. Hi I'm Jennifer!!
    I realized I don't have many selfies by myself. Most every picture in my phone is of my kids.
  2. I'm married to this guy.
    We've been together for 13 years and married for 11. Being married is dang hard but we love each other!!
  3. I just gave birth for the second time to my third child.
    He's now 10 weeks old and was totally unexpected. More on that later.
  4. The reason I've only given birth twice is because we had the privilege to adopt this sweet and crazy little girl!!
    She's the two year old.
  5. My first born is really awesome!!
    She's the eight year old.
  6. My kids are my everything and also are driving me to the looney bin!
    Aren't they adorably squeezable!!
  7. I live for coffee! Starbucks in particular.
    I know, I know.
  8. I'll watch most anything Bravo puts out.
    Really though I'm a trash tv junkie.
  9. I was born, raised and never left a smallish town in Northern California.
  10. I have a love hate relationship with my dogs.
    Don't they just look like trouble in this photo?.?.?
  11. I'm a half cup full kind of girl.
    My husband is the opposite.
  12. I think I'm really funny.
    My daughter does not agree.