Things I've said to my two year old in recent memory......
There is a common theme here. I'm sure I'll add to this list.
- •Stop licking the sides of the pool!
- •Dog food is not for kids to eat.
- •We don't lick the toilet seat!!
- •Please stop picking the baby's nose.
- •Don't lick the dog.
- •Drop the dog poop!
- •Stop eating food out of the trash can.
- •Stop sucking on the handle of the shopping cart.Also when I kept pushing her mouth off of said cart because it was making me want to vomit she bit my hand.