Things I've said to my two year old in recent memory......

There is a common theme here. I'm sure I'll add to this list.
  1. Stop licking the sides of the pool!
  2. Dog food is not for kids to eat.
  3. We don't lick the toilet seat!!
  4. Please stop picking the baby's nose.
  5. Don't lick the dog.
  6. Drop the dog poop!
  7. Stop eating food out of the trash can.
  8. Stop sucking on the handle of the shopping cart.
    Also when I kept pushing her mouth off of said cart because it was making me want to vomit she bit my hand.