THINGS I ALWAYS REGRET

  1. Signing up for a 7am spinning class
  2. Reading my journals from college
    I honestly don't know how I had time to graduate because I was so busy writing poems about boys I liked and sometimes about my roommates for not cleaning the kitchen.
  3. Chipotle
    But I can't quit you.
  4. Saying yes to having a drink with an acquaintance I've had for 4 years that isn't a friend
  5. Stalking an ex boyfriend on Facebook
    Double regret if I've had wine before this happens.
  6. Reading my one star reviews on Amazon
    I feel a therapist would have a lot to say about this dirty little habit.