THINGS I SAY TO MY DOG THAT MAKE ME SOUND LIKE A PAGEANT MOM
- •Who is the cutest dog in the world?Followed by the answer, "it's Wrigley!"
- •That other dog is just jealous of you
- •We have to watch our figure now, don't we?He calls bullshit on the "we" in this statement since usually this is said when I'm eating something he can't have
- •No pain, no gain
- •Looking beautiful isn't easyUsually said on the way to the groomer
- •Do you know how cute you are?Slightly different version of the first item on the list.
- •When you look good, you feel good