ACTUAL DIRTY TRASH PERSON

But not the lovely kind that also takes your recycling.
  1. I have beautiful postcards for so many of you...
  2. I bought them and came up with a fun list game...
  3. And if I have your address you were going to get one...
  4. But here it is the night before my flight...
  5. And instead of making out cards...
  6. I ate a tiramisu and drank two generous scotches...
  7. And caught 54 Pokémon...
  8. And walked to the North Sea and got in(well legs in anyway)
  9. And texted some people...
  10. And made this list about my dirty trashy procrastinator habits...
  11. And watched The Durrells...
  12. And now I'm going to sleep.
  13. BUT!!!!
  14. When you least expect it...
  15. You'll get a postcard from me...
  16. And I hope it makes you smile and...
  17. Say...
  18. "Hahaha How long ago was Jennifergster in Scotland?"
  19. If you are scratching your gray beard or hobbling down to the mailbox on a cane and without your teeth when you think this...
    Assuming you still remember me...
  20. I'm truly, truly sorry.
  21. But I did warn you...