ALL THE ANNOYING WAYS I SOMETIMES REFER TO ONE OR ALL OF MY CHILDREN

Inspired by @alligeeshow
  1. Babyduck
  2. Hunny Bunny
  3. Pikachu
  4. Chicachu
  5. Kid
    Even though none of them are technically kids anymore
  6. Goofy Darnell
  7. Billy
  8. Precious cargo
  9. Sunshine
    Usually when they are being distinctly unsunshiny
  10. O favorite child of the day
  11. Top of my list
    Sometimes this is good/sometimes not.
  12. Very proper English children
    In the queen's voice
  13. 👼🏿
    This is an emoji term of endearment when they are being their very best selves.