1. Pile of books
    Read and unread
  2. Pile of bills
    It's probably not conducive to a good night's sleep or good dreams to store your bills right by your pillow.
  3. Pile of wrappers/napkins
    I'll spare you the sight of my filth
  4. Pile of midnight snack dishes
    I'm taking them upstairs right now
  5. Power strip with phone charger, iPad charger, external charger charger and Happy lamp plugged in.
  6. This ridiculous situation
  7. Static
  8. 3 now
  9. Static
  10. I don't understand why no one else's list includes bedtime candy. Is that not a thing in your life?
  11. Cup of water
  12. Expensive dark spot reducer that doesn't work.