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    When I was younger I derived a great deal of satisfaction from these.
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    I liked tv, books, babysitting, and candy. πŸ“ΊπŸ“šπŸ‘ΆπŸΌπŸ‘ΆπŸΎπŸ‘ΆπŸ¬πŸ­
    And that was pretty much it.
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    I did other things...
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    Like play the flute
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    And put on puppet shows
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    And played volleyball
    🏐🏐🏐🏐🏐🏐🏐🏐🏐🏐🏐🏐🏐🏐 ok I sat on the bench 😳
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    But candy, oh candy, how I loved you! 🍬🍭🍬🍭🍬🍭🍬🍭🍬
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    But then
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    Yesterday I was driving home from Athens, Ohio to Loveland, Ohio
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    Pretty much a long drive through the middle of nowhere
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    And I'd had
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    Two cups of coffeeβ˜•οΈβ˜•οΈ
    Real cups which are actually 2-3 cups each.
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    And three glasses of water at dinnerπŸ’¦πŸ’¦πŸ’¦
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    And then half of a large iced tea from McDonald's
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    And I really really had to pee
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    So I stopped at a gas stationπŸš—β›½οΈ
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    And used the men's restroom because the lady in the women's restroom was TAKING TOO LONG!!!πŸ™…πŸ’πŸΌ
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    And then, because I can't just stop to pee and not buy something...
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    I picked up a long forgotten old friend.
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    But instead of a hard candy shell with a soft red licorice inside like the olden days
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    The candies inside were anemic-looking little Mike and Ike's
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    Please ignore my desperate need of a manicure and instead focus on what is not inside my Good and Fruitys!!!!!!
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    BETRAYEDπŸ•―β›πŸ’£πŸ”«πŸ”¨πŸ”ͺβ˜ βš°βš±πŸ—‘βš”πŸ›‘πŸ’‰πŸ’Š