Inspired by the giant waste-of-time story I just heard on public radio. I'm sorry. I normally respect your quirky stories and in depth reporting style.
  1. Who even likes these things?
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  2. Grown-ass adults display them. Like in their professional offices! Or their living rooms!
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  3. Dolls are creepy enough. But dolls with outsized heads that move by themselves? Nightmare city.
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  4. And speaking of those large heads and tiny bodies, why is that even a thing?
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  5. And why are there all these pictures of actors made to look like bobble heads?(JK I know why)
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  6. As with so many other things I hate, I blame sports and sportsing for promoting this horrible product.
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    Not you Ken Griffey Jr. Everyone loves you.