BOBBLEHEADS AKA THE DUMBEST THING EVER INVENTED

Inspired by the giant waste-of-time story I just heard on public radio. I'm sorry. I normally respect your quirky stories and in depth reporting style.
  1. Who even likes these things?
  2. Grown-ass adults display them. Like in their professional offices! Or their living rooms!
  3. Dolls are creepy enough. But dolls with outsized heads that move by themselves? Nightmare city.
  4. And speaking of those large heads and tiny bodies, why is that even a thing?
  5. And why are there all these pictures of actors made to look like bobble heads?(JK I know why)
  6. As with so many other things I hate, I blame sports and sportsing for promoting this horrible product.
    Not you Ken Griffey Jr. Everyone loves you.