CARTOON CHARACTERS YOU COULD SPATCHCOCK, RANKED BY HOW SAD IT WOULD BE
Sorry Eric 🙈 I changed this list title a little bit, but I think the gist is still the same.
- •Woody WoodpeckerFine with it, tbh.
- •ZazuOh no! Not the birdie boiler!!!!
- •Donald DuckKind of deserves it.
- •Daffy DuckHothead
- •Foghorn LeghornArgumentative and kind of a lech. Also would feed a crowd.
- •Daisy DuckI'm ok with it, but I'd make a pretty vegetable bow out of a red pepper so she'd at least feel pretty.
- •Huey, Dewey and LouieCute, but not bringing much to the party.
- •Scrooge McDuckThis family isn't faring too well. It's sad that the worst one is the one I'd least like to come to harm in my oven though.
- •Tweety BirdSylvester should be able to win at least one time.
- •RoadrunnerNo one would ever catch him, so I think he's safe.
- •WoodstockTiny, wouldn't be worth the effort.
- •DigitGood friend. Annoying voice.
- •OwlDO NOT EVEN THINK ABOUT IT.
- •Big BirdTHE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT WOULD CRUMBLE