CARTOON CHARACTERS YOU COULD SPATCHCOCK, RANKED BY HOW SAD IT WOULD BE

Sorry Eric 🙈 I changed this list title a little bit, but I think the gist is still the same.
  1. Woody Woodpecker
    Fine with it, tbh.
  2. Zazu
    Oh no! Not the birdie boiler!!!!
  3. Donald Duck
    Kind of deserves it.
  4. Daffy Duck
    Hothead
  5. Foghorn Leghorn
    Argumentative and kind of a lech. Also would feed a crowd.
  6. Daisy Duck
    I'm ok with it, but I'd make a pretty vegetable bow out of a red pepper so she'd at least feel pretty.
  7. Huey, Dewey and Louie
    Cute, but not bringing much to the party.
  8. Scrooge McDuck
    This family isn't faring too well. It's sad that the worst one is the one I'd least like to come to harm in my oven though.
  9. Tweety Bird
    Sylvester should be able to win at least one time.
  10. Roadrunner
    No one would ever catch him, so I think he's safe.
  11. Woodstock
    Tiny, wouldn't be worth the effort.
  12. Digit
    Good friend. Annoying voice.
  13. Archimedes
    No.
  14. Owl
    DO NOT EVEN THINK ABOUT IT.
  15. Big Bird
    THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT WOULD CRUMBLE