CEREAL MY DAD LIKES
Inspired by @wallflower
- •And you might say, "Jenny, those look just like Cheerios!"
- •Only KROGER BRAND TOASTED OATSCheerios? TOO FRESH!!!?!?!?!
- •FROM A BIG PLASTIC MUG WITH A LID THAT HE GOT FOR FREE
- •AT 11AM ON WORKDAYSSecond breakfast
- •OR 6AM ON WEEKENDS WHILE READING AT THE KITCHEN TABLE
- •EVERY BLESSED DAY FOR AT LEAST 20 YEARS
- •Until one day he just got tired of them, and much like Forest Gump just stopped running...
- •He quit and hasn't eaten cereal since.