CEREAL MY DAD LIKES

Inspired by @wallflower
  1. These:
  2. And you might say, "Jenny, those look just like Cheerios!"
  3. Only KROGER BRAND TOASTED OATS
    Cheerios? TOO FRESH!!!?!?!?!
  4. DRY
  5. FROM A BIG PLASTIC MUG WITH A LID THAT HE GOT FOR FREE
  6. AT 11AM ON WORKDAYS
    Second breakfast
  7. OR 6AM ON WEEKENDS WHILE READING AT THE KITCHEN TABLE
  8. EVERY BLESSED DAY FOR AT LEAST 20 YEARS
  9. Until one day he just got tired of them, and much like Forest Gump just stopped running...
  10. He quit and hasn't eaten cereal since.