Inspired by @wallflower
  1. These:
    Static
  2. And you might say, "Jenny, those look just like Cheerios!"
  3. Giphy
  4. Giphy downsized medium
  5. Giphy
  6. Only KROGER BRAND TOASTED OATS
    Cheerios? TOO FRESH!!!?!?!?!
  7. DRY
  8. FROM A BIG PLASTIC MUG WITH A LID THAT HE GOT FOR FREE
  9. AT 11AM ON WORKDAYS
    Second breakfast
  10. OR 6AM ON WEEKENDS WHILE READING AT THE KITCHEN TABLE
  11. EVERY BLESSED DAY FOR AT LEAST 20 YEARS
  12. Until one day he just got tired of them, and much like Forest Gump just stopped running...
    Giphy
  13. He quit and hasn't eaten cereal since.