DEAR ETSY, I REALLY WANT THESE BEAUTIFUL, IMPRACTICAL THINGS BUT HAVE ZERO SPACE. PLEASE HELP.

Inspired by @DG
  1. These French majolica swan plates.
    I think you mean swoon plates. I'm definitely going to cry when someone else buys them.
  2. These (kind of ugly?) blue monkey vases.
    Don't know why I love them but I do-o!🎤
  3. Lily of the valley plate.
  4. How many vases does one person need?
  5. All the vases.
  6. And the gorgeous tiles.
  7. And more swan plates.