Note: Werewolf dreams are a separate category
  1. I'm wearing my fanciest ball gown swim dress to the Golden Globes. It's silver lamé and there is a headdress involved and a giant crystal corsage on one shoulder. I get my award then walk across the stage and down some steps into the pool of the old YMCA where I had slumber parties when I was a Girl Scout. It's very crowded in there
    And I can't move and a skinny greyhound swims past my shoulder and poops on it. The bare shoulder, not the one with the giant crystals.
  2. A little terrier in a bow tie is standing on his hind legs and lecturing me how I'll never get a man with my attitude.