EPISODES OF DRUNK HISTORY I COULD NARRATE

Inspired by @andersun and @k8mcgarry
  1. Seward's Folly
  2. Nicolas Cage saves the Republic
  3. The Louisiana Purchase
  4. Nicolas Cage saves the Republic Again
  5. Hawaiian Statehood
  6. The Vietnam War Experience of Thomas Magnum.
  7. The Mason-Dixon Line
    But I'll just be singing the classic Knopfler tune "Sailing to Philadelphia"