Well, winter is actually the worst, but at least it knows what it is.
  1. FALL TRICKS YOU INTO THINKING IT'S GOOD,
    But really everything is dying
  2. FALL VEGETABLES ARE GROSS
    And I don't care how hard you try PUMPKIN, you are NOT A DESSERT!
  3. SUNDRESSES ARE BETTER THAN SWEATERS
    Cuter patterns, swishier, more skin, more flowers
  4. IN SUMMER YOU CAN SPEND ALL DAY IN YOUR SWIMSUIT OR WEAR IT UNDER YOUR CLOTHES IF YOU ARE OUT OF CLEAN UNDERWEAR
    And it's perfectly normal and acceptable until FALL RUINS EVERYTHING
  5. FLOWERS LOVE THE SUMMER
  6. MORE SUN IS BETTER THAN LESS SUN
    Sun makes you happy, and if it doesn't, it should.
  7. ICE CREAM STANDS CLOSE
    Bad
  8. HAWAIIAN ICE STANDS CLOSE
    Bad
  9. POOLS CLOSE
    Bad
  10. HALLOWEEN CANDY IS INFERIOR TO EASTER CANDY
    But is still good
  11. NO ONE WANTS TO GRILL OUT ANYMORE
  12. NO ONE WANTS TO EAT DINNER AL FRESCO LATE AT NIGHT ANYMORE
  13. NO MATTER HOW GOOD YOU ARE AT DRINKING,
    You can't whiskey all day the way you can rosé all day.
  14. YOU FALL DOWN THE STEPS, FALL OFF THE WAGON, FALL IN LOVE(it's called falling for a reason.)
    But you SUMMER in gorgeous, rich, seaside resorts. And the SUMMER OF LOVE means something better altogether.
  15. ITS 1000% EASIER TO GET SOMEONE TO PLAY HOOKY WITH YOU IN THE SUMMERTIME
    No one wants to run away in the fall.
  16. BARE FEET ARE THE BEST FEET
    Fall disagrees
  17. "If it could only be like this always – always summer, always alone, the fruit always ripe and Aloysius in a good temper..."
    Evelyn Waugh, Brideshead Revisited
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  19. "The beauty of that June day was almost staggering. After the wet spring, everything that could turn green had outdone itself in greenness and everything that could even dream of blooming or blossoming was in bloom and blossom. The sunlight was a benediction. The breezes were so caressingly soft and intimate on the skin as to be embarrassing."
    Dan Simmons, Drood
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