Inspired by @ListPrompts
  1. You-Tall handsome jerk with a whistle and too many damn kids.
  2. Me-beautiful, blonde, rich countess with a kicking elbow length glove collection and German citizenship.
  3. The other woman-mountain climbing twit with a pretty voice masquerading as a nun/governess(ps she never taught those brats to do anything but sing, that's gonna get annoying.)
  4. The twist-I'm happily married to my money and live forever in my beautiful castle and don't have to be homeless in the mountains with 1000000000 mouths to feed.