HOW I WOULD SPEND AN UNEXPECTED $1000 WINDFALL THIS WEEKEND

  1. I'd like to say...
  2. A quick getaway to Gatlinburg
    Probably not quite like this because it'd just be me visiting The Aquarium of the Smokies.
  3. If "The Wedding Date" has taught me anything, it's that renting a man for the weekend costs more than $1000, but is also worth it.
  4. But probably...
  5. College textbooks