Disclaimer: this is not an interesting story
  1. First: I'm bored in the living room but the light is making my hair look nice so I take some selfies
  2. Static
  3. Static
  4. Static
  5. Static
  6. Static
  7. Next: I obsess over which selfie makes my face look the least old/fat
    And crop until I'm happy enough with it.
  8. After that: I replace my old, dark profile pic.
  9. And now: I'm questioning all my choices and showing my face in public ever.
  10. So, the normal way, I assume.