HOW TO ASK YOUR MOTHER FOR A FAVOR

Inspired by @alligeeshow
  1. He broke his phone and sent me this email from college.
  2. .
  3. Never use one word when ten will do.
  4. Butter up in such a ridiculous manner that I move past annoyance into amusement.
  5. Use euphemisms and code words for money that are funny instead of panic-inducing.
  6. Do your research.
  7. Alter the perception of your responsibility based on the part of the story you are telling. Bad luck vs. man of my word, man vs. boy, etc.
  8. Assume mom will understand terminology and use it to make her feel cool.
  9. Make a few mistakes to remind mom how much you still need to learn in college.
  10. Make a joke at the end about not listening in class when the last text you sent was a picture of an A paper.
  11. Offer many o kisses.
    Moms love that.