Inspired by @hillary79
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    I say "I like you."
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    I call you names like kid, lady, buttercup, or call you by your last name.
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    I take and send you pictures I think you'll find funny or sweet.
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    I make/stock snacks I think you'll like.
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    I ignore the fact that you only respond to 1/3 of my texts and just say whatever I want to you even if it's novel-length.
    I presume that if you find this objectionable you'll tell me.
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    I give you my honest opinion on things, instead of just a platitude.
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    I use these emojis and emoji sentences
    πŸ’žπŸ˜˜πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ‘ΌπŸΏπŸ™„πŸ˜‹πŸ˜‚πŸ™Œ(πŸ˜‰πŸ‘†πŸ‘‰) πŸ‘…πŸ™‹πŸΌπŸ€·β€β™€οΈπŸ‘―πŸ™ˆπŸ™ŠπŸ‰πŸŒΌπŸŒΊπŸŒΈπŸ’₯πŸ”₯(β›ˆπŸŒ§β˜οΈπŸŒ₯β›…οΈπŸŒ€β˜€οΈπŸŒˆ)πŸ’Ž(🎩‡️) (β“πŸš—πŸƒπŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸƒπŸΌβ€β™€οΈβœˆοΈβœˆοΈβ›΅οΈβ›΅οΈπŸŒ΄πŸŒŠπŸΉ)
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    I try to vary my content so the texts I send you aren't the same as what I post on social media(I try to vary content across platforms too) or send to different friends. Hopefully you're getting a unique jexperience.