Inspired by @hillary79
  1. I say "I like you."
  2. I call you names like kid, lady, buttercup, or call you by your last name.
  3. I take and send you pictures I think you'll find funny or sweet.
  4. I make/stock snacks I think you'll like.
  5. I ignore the fact that you only respond to 1/3 of my texts and just say whatever I want to you even if it's novel-length.
    I presume that if you find this objectionable you'll tell me.
  6. I give you my honest opinion on things, instead of just a platitude.
  7. I use these emojis and emoji sentences
    💞😘😍😁👼🏿🙄😋😂🙌(😉👆👉) 👅🙋🏼🤷‍♀️👯🙈🙊🐉🌼🌺🌸💥🔥(⛈🌧☁️🌥⛅️🌤☀️🌈)💎(🎩⤵️) (❓🚗🏃🏼‍♀️🏃🏼‍♀️✈️✈️⛵️⛵️🌴🌊🍹)
  8. I try to vary my content so the texts I send you aren't the same as what I post on social media(I try to vary content across platforms too) or send to different friends. Hopefully you're getting a unique jexperience.