I WILL CUT A BITCH

Inspired by @kiraandlulu
  1. I started making dinner.
  2. I used my probe thermometer to make sure my roast beast reached the proper temperature.
  3. I sharpened my chef's knife and cut the roast after a proper rest.
  4. I used a paring knife to hull my strawberries and cut the lemons for the salad.
  5. I used a smaller chef's knife to cut the avocado and romaine for the salad,
  6. I reached for my serrated bread knife to cut the loaf of sourdough bread.
  7. But IT WAS NOT IN MY KNIFE BLOCK!!!!
  8. I looked everywhere
  9. The sink
  10. Both utensil drawers
  11. The kitchen table
  12. And then I looked out the kitchen window...
  13. Where my mom has been working on bathroom related projects all week...
  14. And there...
  15. On the deck...
  16. Next to the cut piece of drywall...
  17. Was my fancy, sharp, bread knife!!!!
    😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱
  18. I WILL CUT A BITCH!!!!!!
  19. But NEVER EVER EVER WITH MY GOOD KNIVES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!