JENNIFER AND THE IMPORTANT DOCUMENTS SHE SHOULD BE FILLING OUT IN PURPLE CRAYON.

  1. FAFSA
    They keep loaning me money. Do they know what they are doing?
  2. Job applications
    Help me stand out in a sea of similarly unqualified applicants.
  3. Insurance forms
    This girl NEEDS her medication.
  4. Letter to Santa
    Maybe he's tired of red and green?
  5. Credit card applications
    In case they really aren't laughing hard enough.