Inspired by @angelinacho and @rellimt
  1. Tortilla
  2. White rice
  3. Pinto beans
  4. No meat
    I don't feel like the meat adds much to the party here. Plus their bags always talk about how kind they are to the animals, but if you're going to brag about it, the kindest would be not to eat them at all, tbh.
  5. Tomato
  6. Corn-all of the corn!!!
  7. Sour cream
  8. Cheese
  9. Guacamole
    No meat equals free guacamole!!!
  10. Never, ever, ever lettuce!
  11. I also feel supreme satisfaction when there is too much filling for the employee to roll it properly because sometimes I'm kind of a jerk.