JENNIFER'S TOP NINE, 100% TRUE,MOST EMBARRASSING DRUNKEN STORIES, RELAYED BAD SLAM POETRY STYLE🏀
Shameless pandering for the sake of competition. March madness madness @aus10
- •Peed on in a minivanBy a man, who once said I was his everything, he'd die, die, die, without my hand.
- •Honey, did the neighbors returnmy buttonless shirt, that I couldn't keep on, cross the lawn, from the car, beyond, to the porch, door
- •Signature cocktails in classy dispensersSent her, down, stirred and shaken, past the kinds of friends, not friends, who should never see her naked.
- •Face plant on the streetNeat feat, sweet feet, street sweep, complete, -ly drunk
- •Wrecked, wracked, whackCracked, auto stacked, responsibility slack, head smack, fraaaaack!!! Battlestar Galactica. Black, black eyes, two cars, one night.
- •Glassware collectors?He asks, as he passes us complimentary complementary Coke glasses, and a stinky eye, get out of my bar, fly, take your beads and your hurricane glasses, dozens, you classless Glasses, and leave me your $300, plus tip
- •He had a hatAnd I, a wallet, and in the morning, thirsty and hungover, I had a hat.
- •Home from the barWith a stranger, you'll manage, the danger, was stranger than you'd think
- •Lavender room, unfaithful groom, fixed the whiskey electricConnected connection⚡️don't touch the wires, you're wife, you're fired