Inspired by @13sblakely
  1. Passive-Aggressive
    Used with people who shall remain nameless.
  2. Teenage Boy
    Patience is the key here.
  3. Calm an Angry Customer
    Years of call center work. I'm very good at this.
  4. Stern Taskmaster
  5. Good Boy
    For pets
  6. Good Baby
    For all babies, even bad ones.
  7. French
  8. Drunk French
    Much better than my regular sober French
  9. Drunk Spanish
    I don't even have Sober Spanish!
  10. English
    Pretty Well
  11. Food
    My mom always says, "It's like you're speaking another language!" when I use words like edamame.
  12. Jabberwocky