LANGUAGES I SPEAK
Inspired by @13sblakely
- •Passive-AggressiveUsed with people who shall remain nameless.
- •Teenage BoyPatience is the key here.
- •Calm an Angry CustomerYears of call center work. I'm very good at this.
- •Stern Taskmaster😏
- •Good BoyFor pets
- •Good BabyFor all babies, even bad ones.
- •Drunk FrenchMuch better than my regular sober French
- •Drunk SpanishI don't even have Sober Spanish!
- •EnglishPretty Well
- •FoodMy mom always says, "It's like you're speaking another language!" when I use words like edamame.