1. So, say you really like sushi
  2. Buuuttttt
  3. It's expensive
    And your debts have their own debts and your sole remaining retirement acct has $2.77 in it.
  4. And you live in the far suburbs of a city that really isn't known for its cuisine anyway.
    Ok, we make a goooooood brat and some fair goetta, if you like that sort of thing. (JK, Cinci is lovely, come visit me!)
  5. So, sometimes, you make your own sushi.
    Most places you go never get the rice how you like it anyway.
  6. Oh, they practice making rice for years and years?
    It's probably me, then.
  7. But it's Sunday, and you're hungry, and you want sushi so you make the rice,
  8. But you're listening to Queens of the Stone Age, and you're a little down, and the thought of rolling sushi rolls at the kitchen counter that's just a little too short to comfortably suit you makes you want to cry.
  9. And then, LIKE A BOLT OF LIGHTNING, it hits you...
    Like all good ideas
  10. Just dump all those ingredients, and the spicy sauce, and the pickled ginger into a bowl and crumble the seaweed and sesame seeds on top!!!!!
  11. And in two minutes you're eating on the deck and your tumtum is full and happy.
    The way it likes to be.
  12. And you think your poison ivy has finally turned the corner and all is right with the world, even though you're *pretty sure* you're not the first person to ever have this idea.
  13. Until you remember that your parents' bible group is coming over and you haven't decided if you want to be quiet and social(😂😂😂) or scarce af. 😫😑