MY IDEAL PARTNER 📁☀️
Inspired by @lenadunham
- •Will do the dishes. Edited per @bluepuddles suggestion.
- •Knows when I need to escape this life and he'll do anything to make it happen, even if it's just for a few hours.Maybe he's a travel agent. Or an anesthesiologist.
- •Will offer to help me hide/destroy evidence, even though he knows I'd prefer him to turn me in because that would be the best thing for me.
- •Respectful of me and my weird ideas.Just go with it.
- •Will kill any slugs(very important) and capture and release frogs if I promise to handle spiders and stinging insects.
- •Loves cupcakes and will willingly do anything if I bake him some.
- •Will remember trivia specific to my interests to entertain me later.