MY IDEAL PARTNER 📁☀️

Inspired by @lenadunham
  1. Will do the dishes. Edited per @bluepuddles suggestion.
  2. Knows when I need to escape this life and he'll do anything to make it happen, even if it's just for a few hours.
    Maybe he's a travel agent. Or an anesthesiologist.
  3. Will offer to help me hide/destroy evidence, even though he knows I'd prefer him to turn me in because that would be the best thing for me.
  4. Respectful of me and my weird ideas.
    Just go with it.
  5. Will kill any slugs(very important) and capture and release frogs if I promise to handle spiders and stinging insects.
  6. Loves cupcakes and will willingly do anything if I bake him some.
  7. Will remember trivia specific to my interests to entertain me later.