MY IDENTITY IN FIVE WORDS, RANKED

Inspired by @kate81
  1. Baker
    Religiously
  2. Slaker
    Of thirsts, literal and metaphoric
  3. Loafer
    I'm chilling with books, movies, tv, art and music. Me and my sofa
  4. Chauffeur
    3 kids, all of the driving
  5. Poet
    Dontcha know it