MY KID? THE BEST.

  1. I go to pick up my kid from college.
  2. None of his clothes are packed.
  3. His room isn't clean.
  4. Checkout is in 45 minutes.
  5. His girlfriend is hanging out.
    Half of his stuff is at her house, he tells me. We have to make a stop there afterwards.
  6. His bathroom is FILTHY.
  7. We are taking his roommate to our house too.
    And all his stuff, also not packed.
  8. But
  9. "I got you a present mom."
  10. Already sorted just the way I like.
    And I forgot to take this pic til I'd eaten half of the marshmallows already.
  11. 💗⭐️🐎👟🍀🌚💰🌈🎈