Alternate title: How a single, middle aged woman is spending her Saturday night. Also I'm watching Pretty Woman and eating Mexican takeout.
  1. Anyway....
  2. Nicolas Cage can get a bad rap.
  3. The Internet can be so cruel.
  4. Even if he's lucky, the Internet is thinking of him like this.
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  5. But more likely like this
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  6. This
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  7. 🙈🙈🙈
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  8. You should all be ashamed of yourself-he's a National Treasure! I'm not going to post anything worse about my first true celebrity love.
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  9. Ricky Schroeder you were a lovely crush, but you can't hold a candle to Mr. Cage.
    I'm also still bitter about the signed photo you sent to Christy Nash that she bragged to the entire Girl Scout troop about when I wrote you a letter too and I'm sure mine was far better.
  10. Kirk Cameron we just don't speak of you.
    You know why.
  11. But even if your opinion is normally poor, you should take a chance and feast your eyes on
  12. Hello!
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  13. So talented
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  14. Bonus Sam Elliot!
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  15. Hollywood leading man look right here.
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  16. Young tuffs
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  17. Flying high
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  18. Loving his country
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  19. Hunting witches
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  20. Being sexy enough for Cher
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  21. Fighting for America
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  22. Looking great doing it
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  23. Honoring his promises
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  24. Brooding
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  25. Killing it in the hairstyle department
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  26. Breaking hearts
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  27. Taking names
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  28. All American
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  29. Gun show
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  30. Hello eighties
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  31. Baking up a storm
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  32. Wild at heart
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  33. Look into my eyes 👀
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  34. Dressed up
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  35. 😍😍😍
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  36. Serious face
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  37. Wallpaper worthy
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  38. Raising Arizona
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  39. Delightful
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  40. Yes, please!
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  41. Doesn't need two hands to be the sexiest one in the room.
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  42. 👅💦💦💦
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  43. 💞💞💞 @k8zinker 😘😘