POKÉMON CHARACTERS I WOULD BE WILLING TO EAT

  1. Can I first just say that I just got back from a Pokéwalk in a welcome but unseasonably warm Ohio afternoon and this made me laugh out loud.
  2. I have decided to limit this list to Pokémon I have actually caught or evolved myself. It's only fair.
  3. Bulbasaur and Ivysaur look fresh and healthy, full of vitamins and antioxidants, and Ivysaur's flower would make a lovely garnish for any gourmet meal.
  4. Squirtle on the half shell with a delicious Bobby Flay-inspired chipotle mignonette sauce. 👄👌🏼
  5. Weedle and Caterpie- I am not above eating insects for protein and/or to help ameliorate a global food shortage.
  6. Any of the birds would be delicious brined and SPATCHCOCKED.
  7. All just cotton candy with faces, really.
  8. Paras and Parasect-with a nice clarified butter sauce.
  9. Psyduck and Golduck-with a nice bitter orange sauce.
  10. Oddish is just like a cute little purple turnip-delicious!
  11. Vileplume is just like a big cute pink portobello mushroom-delicious!
  12. Gloom looks spoiled and is headed to the compost heap out back.
  13. Krabby and Kingler aren't even a stretch.
  14. Young tender Bellsprout in a salad or sandwich.
  15. Essentially just blue spaghetti with meat eyeballs.
  16. To be fair, Lickitung looks willing to eat me too.
  17. I think I've already had this when I lived in Oklahoma.
  18. Salted, packed in oil, on a pizza.
  19. Full of omega-3 fatty acids.
  20. Not sure if these are more like coconuts or eggs, either way acceptable.
  21. Duh