POKÉMON THAT ARE DEAD TO ME NOW, AND WHY.

  1. Murkrow
    Fuckin' Murkrow are like a boyfriend you don't even like, who shows up at inconvenient times when you're trying to get something else done and takes half the money from your wallet, then runs away and leaves you with a measly 25XP.
  2. Swinub
    I tripped over the base of a portable basketball hoop while evolving a Swinub on my pokéwalk tonight. The people who left the hoop IN THE MIDDLE OF THE SIDEWALK are on another, slightly longer, list.
  3. Drowzee
    I ran smack into a mailbox while hatching a Drowzee from an egg maybe 30 seconds after the basketball hoop fiasco. Geez, my neighborhood is dark, ok???
  4. Gligar
    4 of the last 5 10K eggs I hatched were this useless piece of pokécrap. I WALKED FOR THIS?!?!?!?