PORPHYRIA'S LOVER

Or, REASONS I NEED TO CUT MY HAIR
  1. I had a horrible dream last night that someone was choking me.
  2. I struggled and struggled but couldn't get free.
  3. I finally woke from the dream but still felt like I was choking.
  4. I had a strand of my hair STILL ATTACHED TO MY HEAD HALFWAY DOWN MY THROAT!!!!