Inspired by the Gilmore Guys podcast that I was inspired to listen to by @Lindi
  1. I remembered this(and similar) songs, but not enough to recite them so this list brought to you with an assist from Google. I'd be interested to know if you folks have any impressive list songs memorized(capitals, countries, the Pokemon rap songs, etc)
  2. Heigh ho, do you know 👏🏼The names of the U.S. residents 👏🏼Who then became the presidents👏🏼 And got a view from the White House loo 👏🏼Of Pennsylvania Avenue? 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
  3. George Washington was the first, you see 1️⃣ He once chopped down a cherry tree 🍒President number two would be 2️⃣John Adams and then number three3️⃣ Tom Jefferson stayed up to write🖋 The Declaration late at night 🌌So he and his wife had a great big fight 👏🏼And she made him sleep on the couch at night🛋🛋🛋
  4. James Madison never had a son 👦🏼And he fought the War of 1812 ⚔James Monroe's colossal nose 👃Was bigger than Pinocchio's 👃John Quincy Adams was number six 6️⃣And it's Andrew Jackson's butt he kicks 👏🏼So Jackson learns to play politics 👎 Next time he's the one that the country picks 💵💵💵
  5. Martin Van Buren, number eight 8️⃣For a one-term shot as Chief of State🎩 William Harrison, how do you praise? 🙏That guy was dead in thirty days 💀John Tyler, he liked country folk 🌚And after him came President Polk 💃🏼Zachary Taylor liked to smoke 🚬His breath killed friends whenever he spoke.🗣🗣🗣
  6. Millard Fillmore's in 💪Young and fierce was Franklin Pierce 🗡The man without a chin 👽Follows next a period spannin' 👏🏼Four long years with James Buchanan 😰Then the South starts shootin' cannon 💣And we've got a civil war ⚔⚔⚔
  7. A war, a war down south in Dixie 🍑Up to bat comes old Abe Lincoln 🎩There's a guy who's really thinkin' 🙇 Kept the United States from shrinkin' 👌🏼Saved the ship of state from sinkin' 🛳Andrew Johnson's next 👏🏼He had some slight defects 👏🏼👏🏼Congress each 👏🏼would impeach 🍑And so the country now elects Ulysses Simpson Grant 👉👉👉
  8. Who would scream and rave and rant😫 While drinking whiskey 🍹although risky 'Cause he'd spill it on his pants👖 It's eighteen seventy-seven📅 And the Democrats would gloat 🐐But they're all amazed 😱when Rutherford Hayes 👏🏼Wins by just one vote 💪James Garfield, someone really hated 😡'Cause he was assassinated 💀💀💀
  9. Chester Arthur gets instated 🌰Four years later, he was traded 🔁For Grover Cleveland, really fat 💗Elected twice as a Democrat 👏🏼Then Benjamin Harrison, after that 👏🏼It's William McKinley up to bat⚾️ Teddy Roosevelt charged up San Juan Hill 🚵And President Taft, he got the bill 📜📜📜
  10. In 1913 Woodrow Wilson takes us into World War One ⚔Warren Harding next in line 👥It's Calvin Coolidge; he does fine 👏🏼And then in nineteen twenty-nine The market crashes and we find 😱It's Herbert Hoover's big debut 🤗He gets the blame and loses too😩 Franklin Roosevelt, president who 👏🏼Helped us win in World War Two⚔⚔⚔
  11. Harry Truman, weird little human👽 Serves two terms and when he's done 👏🏼It's Eisenhower who's got the power💪 From fifty-three to sixty-one 🏃🏼John Kennedy had Camelot 🏰Then Lyndon Johnson took his spot 🐶Richard Nixon, he gets caught 🙈🙉🙊And Gerald Ford fell down a lot🍑🍑🍑
  12. Jimmy Carter liked campaign trips 🛫And Ronald Reagan's speeches' scripts📃 All came from famous movie clips 📽And President Bush said, "read my lips" 👄Now in Washington D.C. ⛲️There's Democrats 🐴and the G.O.P. 🐘But the ones in charge are plain to see 👀The Clinton's, Bill and Hillary👨🏼👩🏼
  13. This is from 1993(?) 👵🏼so if I was really clever🙇 I'd insert my own rhymes here but instead I'll list the fellas. Bush the lesser, 👶🏼Obama, so nice we elected him twice! 👼🏿👼🏿👼🏿
  14. The next president to lead the way➡️ Well, it just might be yourself one day 💁🏼Then the press will distort everything you say🗣 So jump in your plane and fly away✈️✈️✈️