Or Reasons Why I'm not a Recommended Follow
  1. Frequently drunk.
  2. Birthed an alien baby.
  3. Fashion sense of a color blind first grader.
  4. Stabbed at least one person with scissors.
  5. Untrustworthy.
  6. Spy.
  7. Shameless pics of my junk.
  8. Poor timing
  9. Gold digger.