THE FIRST TIME I GOT DRUNK

Inspired by @k8zinker
  1. Was at a co-ed church youth sleepover camping trip
  2. Was in the woods near a lake
  3. Was illegally and unwisely facilitated by a trusted adult
  4. Was on MadDog 20/20
  5. Wasn't that delicious
  6. Cemented my dork status because I decided to drink some because I figured that if 5 people drank instead of 4, each of us would get less drunk and have less chance of dying.
  7. Wasn't very eventful
  8. Wasn't a very exciting story