THE HILARIOUS AND SURPRISING STORY BEHIND MY PROFILE PIC
- •1. @k8zinker I love you for sending me a request that's already in ALL CAPS!
- •2. This was my profile showing my cute frog shoes, my cute pineapple dress, and a big chunk of our cute driveway.
- •3. I was in the kitchen several months ago taking selfies because my hair was clean/behaving.Usually it stays wet in a bun from one shower to the next.
- •4. My smiling face looks normal in real life. (Actually its spectacular and will light up your life💡) But my selfie smile face oftentimes has wide crazy eyes. Like this...But not as cool or Emmy winning.
- •5. So I try serious face.Very serious. John Paul Sartre.
- •6. Skeptical faceYes, I have different sized nostrils.
- •7. Tell me another one face.
- •8. Bitter beer faceAnd well, this one is the one I liked best. And now, several months later, I inflict it on all of you.
- •9. You're welcome.