1. I meet a great wealthy older gentleman with stacks o'cash.
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    As one does.
  2. He has a beautiful house.
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  3. Like Downton Abbey,
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    But with a pool.
  4. Or maybe one like this...
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  5. Or both.
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  6. I work my womanly wiles.
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  7. And we get married.
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  8. His kids probably hate me
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    Because they think I'm....
  9. But he changes his will and leaves everything to me.
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  10. And then he dies while I'm away on a spa weekend with an ironclad alibi
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  11. He couldn't break me.
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  12. And neither could she.
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  13. In fact, she was at the spa with me
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  14. So I rush home to plan the funeral.
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  15. And I'm writing the eulogy when it hits me.
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  16. I'm totally in love with him and now I'm heartbroken,
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    ....but for real.
  17. And his family is really so so nice.
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    And so kind to me.
  18. And I can't keep any of the money.
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    Because I feel so guilty.
  19. And I move back in with Mom and Dad.
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    Home Sweet Home ❤️🏡❤️
  20. Curses! Foiled again!
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  21. The End
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