THE ORDER IN WHICH I EAT A CHOCOLATE BUNNY
- •Ok Eric, I'm not sure if you mean order in the basket, or order by bunny body part, so here's both.
- •The chocolate bunny will always get saved for last, not because it's the best, mind you,
- •But because it gives me both the longest time, and the most leverage to trade it for something else.
- •Chocolate is very low in my candy rankings, so I will definitely trade the bunny for something that seems less desirable, say, the black and white jelly beans hiding underneath the plastic grass, but that is in reality more desirable to me.
- •Gratuitous Cumberbatch
- •But if I'm stuck with the bunny...
- •It's ears down every time.