THINGS I DO EVERY TIME I DRIVE MY DAUGHTER BACK TO OSU

  1. Make a thermos of coffee.
  2. Drink said coffee.
    Not classy like this.
  3. More like this.
  4. Drive to her dorm.
  5. Go to the bathroom.
  6. It's always the same bathroom right by her room.
  7. The sinks and mirrors are in a common room and there are tiny rooms with a toilet and shower that lock.
  8. I always use the one right inside the door.
    This one.
  9. The light is always on.
    Even though it's unoccupied.
  10. And EVERY SINGLE TIME I'VE BEEN THERE
  11. EVERY DAMN TIME
  12. I've had to turn off the shower.
    This fact is about brushing teeth. I'm sure the unattended shower wastes waaaay more.
  13. Please turn off the damn faucet!!!!!
  14. And the light while you're at it.