1. Make a thermos of coffee.
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  2. Drink said coffee.
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    Not classy like this.
  3. More like this.
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  4. Drive to her dorm.
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  5. Go to the bathroom.
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  6. It's always the same bathroom right by her room.
  7. The sinks and mirrors are in a common room and there are tiny rooms with a toilet and shower that lock.
  8. I always use the one right inside the door.
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  9. The light is always on.
    Even though it's unoccupied.
  10. And EVERY SINGLE TIME I'VE BEEN THERE
  11. EVERY DAMN TIME
  12. I've had to turn off the shower.
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    This fact is about brushing teeth. I'm sure the unattended shower wastes waaaay more.
  13. Please turn off the damn faucet!!!!!
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  14. And the light while you're at it.
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